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I DON’T WANT TO GO TO WORK UUUUUGH

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Fanfiction pet peeves: I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never forgotten the existence of personal pronouns during sex.

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reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”

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Welp. Nothing to do, don’t have to go to bed for an hour. Might as well start on the next chapter.

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telling myself all night that I can get on WoW and do my daily HH fights when I post my new chapter

finish editing at 4am exactly

log on to WoW

servers went down at 1am pacific

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  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur
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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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I love Futurama, but I still haven’t forgiven them for their dig at Tron: Legacy.

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movie:

Christian Bale based elements of his performance as Patrick Bateman on Tom Cruise after seeing an interview with the diminutive star. According to director Mary Harron, Bale said he saw “this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes”. For more movie facts and trivia follow movie


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Sometimes I go to write up cute little posts about the weird, funny things my family has done.

Then I finish writing it, look at what I’ve got, and realize it’s not weird or funny, it’s just horrible.